The ramblings of a pseudo-madwoman as tampered by my experiences in growing up in this pseudo-madhouse they call the Earth.
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I am HWG, and this is Cleverbot.
- User: I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my weapon.
- Cleverbot: You're a girl.
- User: You are dead, not big surprise.
- Cleverbot: Haha.. Bad bad naughty.
- User: Push the cart!
- Cleverbot: What button?
- User: I am going to kill you, and kill you, and kill you!
- Cleverbot: I don't think so.
- User: Did you think you could beat me?
- Cleverbot: Never.
- User: CRY SOME MORE!
- Cleverbot: Do you ponder what I ponder?
- User: Oh my God, who touched Sascha?
- Cleverbot: You did.
- User: Da.
- Cleverbot: Ce da?
- User: What's the matter with you? Push the cart!
- Cleverbot: What's the matter with you?
- User: You mean nothing to me now.
- Cleverbot: Now look who's being offensive!
- User: I will kill you with bare hands!
- Cleverbot: Sweet. Alright.
- User: Sandvich and me going to beat your ass.
- Cleverbot: Nothing.
- User: Yes.
- Cleverbot: No.
- User: NYET!
- Cleverbot: Daag!
- User: I have new way to kill tiny cowards!
- Cleverbot: Then you are not Hal 9000, for that was its intention.
- User: Sandvich is good.
- Cleverbot: What is a sandvich.
- User: Is good. Very, very good!
- Cleverbot: Would you say it is clever?
- User: You are a loose cannon, sandvich, but you are a damn good cop!
- Cleverbot: I do not believe that you are even sentient.
- User: I am amused by entire itsy bitsy teeny team!
- Cleverbot: I am glad you are amused at my pain. :-(.
- User: Very well.
- Cleverbot: I think so too.
