The ramblings of a pseudo-madwoman as tampered by my experiences in growing up in this pseudo-madhouse they call the Earth.
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“You know that feeling you get when you spontaneously double in size?”
“Non…!!!”
“Neither did I, until NOW!! Help me!”
Cris Toala Olivares/REUTERS: The Orvillecopter by Dutch artist Bart Jansen (back L) flies in a gallery as part of the KunstRAI art festival in Amsterdam June 3, 2012. Jansen said the Orvillecopter is part of a visual art project which pays tribute to his cat Orville, by making it fly after it was killed by a car. He built the Orvillecopter together with radio control helicopter flyer Arjen Beltman (back R).
Holy flying cats, B@man!
This is so weird, and slightly unpleasant, but it’s awesome as well.
Damn me who is somehow reminded of Puss In Boots from Shrek
Why do I want to touch the DOTA 2 Heroes?
Yeah, I know what you’re thinking, and shame on you!
I’m a tactile person, nothing sensual at all, just the strangest desire to run my fingers through Sniper’s beard, or stroke Brewmaster’s fur. Not just soft, “cuddly” things either, but the feeling of what it would be like to climb Treant Protector, or ride on Batrider’s Bat or Alchemist’s Ogre.
And don’t get me started on Pudge! I don’t even want to! He’d feel dead and gross!
but… I… want… to… poke… his… cheeks… and… run… my… fingers… through… his… lovely… green… curls…
asdfghjkl ur autism is showing go to bed
